Funny Christmas Candle, All I Want For Is Peace & Quiet Gift For Friends, Fun Joke Candle

Our Funny Candles are Handmade Made To Order & take 1-3 days to create. Introducing our fabulously fun new Joke Candle Collection. A HUMOROUS wax candle Let's be real, Christmas might be the most wonderful time of the year, but it can also be the noisiest. Between Mariah Carey on repeat, endless jingling bells, & relatives arguing over board games, sometimes the only thing you really want is five minutes of blessed silence. Enter our hilarious All I Want For Christmas Is Peace & Quiet candle, the perfect gift for anyone who secretly thinks a little calm is the best present of all. Made with love & designed to bring both laughs & serenity, this joke candle is the ultimate stocking filler, Secret Santa win, or cheeky gift for friends who love Christmas... but also love their sanity. Just imagine: the soft glow of candlelight, a soothing festive fragrance, & a moment where the only sound is a contented sigh. Bliss. ???? Funny Christmas gift for friends, coworkers, siblings or yourself (self-care counts!) ???? Adds a dash of humour to the festive madness ???? Ideal stocking filler, Secret Santa gift, or novelty Christmas keepsake Because sometimes the best gift isn't under the treeit's a little peace, a little quiet, & a candle that totally understands. Our scented candles make a beautiful Secret Santa Gift for her & him. Please note: Please choose from drop down box for size of joke candle or with gift box. Joke Candles are available in 2 sizes: Medium: Burn time up to 20 hours. Dimensions: 7cm x H 8cm Large: Burn time up to 40 hours Dimensions: 8.5cm w x 8.5cm h Label size: approx 8cm wide x 6cm long Scent: Vanilla or White Linen stock depending WARNING: Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children & pets. Always leave at least 10 cm between candles. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Do not place candles in a draught. Do not place candles near a source of heat. Place candles in an upright position. Trim wick to 5mm before lighting each time. Always snuff out the flame. Do not blow it out. Always use a heat-resistant candle holder. Keep wax pool clear of matches & other debris to avoid flaring. Do not move a burning candle. Never use liquid to extinguish. Estimated Delivery Times UK: 2-4 Working days Europe: Typically 3 - 5 Working days Rest of World: Typically 5-15 Working Days Please remember to add Processing time & Shipping time to calculate your estimated delivery time. (PROCESS TIME + DELIVERY TIME = ESTIMATED DELIVERY TIME) example: 3 days processing + 4 Days Delivery = 7 Working days. Please also be aware that your country's Customs' officials may delay the delivery of your order. Candle colour may vary due to the natural manufacturing process Funny Christmas Candle, All I Want For Is Peace & Quiet Gift For Friends, Fun Joke Candle