Holy Grail Doormat, Monty Python Fan Gift, None Shall Pass Entry Mat, Unladen Swallow Funny Quote Geeky Gift

Personalised coir doormats with fast tracked delivery to the USA & Rest of World no surprise customs charges, ever. WHY THIS MAT IS DIFFERENT Most printed coir mats shed ink within weeks. Ours don't. Before the design ever touches the mat, we pre-treat every coir fibre with a silicone primer so the ink actually bonds then we cure it with UV light for a finish that survives boots, dogs, weather, & the occasional dropped shopping bag. The coir itself is 100% natural, dense, & seriously good at trapping dirt. DELIVERY YOU CAN COUNT ON UK: Fast Royal Mail tracked delivery. USA: 3-6 days with UPS or USPS, fully tracked. Price shown is the price you pay we handle the customs paperwork so you won't get hit with surprise duties or brokerage fees at your door. Europe, Canada & worldwide: Tracked UPS or Royal Mail. Check the delivery estimate above for your country. Again, we handle all customs fees so there is nothing further to pay. HOW TO PERSONALISE Pick your design from the numbered options, then type the name(s) into the personalisation box. A few notes: We'll pluralise surnames & add The where the design needs it (e.g. The Blagdons), unless you tell us otherwise. Include an EST. year if you'd like one leave it out if you don't. Not sure? Message us before you order. We genuinely enjoy helping you get this right. CUSTOM DESIGNS WELCOME Got your own idea, a favourite quote, a monogram, or a business logo? Send us a message we make fully custom mats & we're happy to mock it up before you commit. CARE Place your mat somewhere covered a porch, a storm door, a mudroom. Coir is a natural fibre & doesn't love being waterlogged; keep it out of direct rain & it'll last for years. Shake it out when it gets dirty, don't soak or jet-wash it. Some natural colour variation & fibre shedding in the first week is normal that's real coir doing its job. GIFTING Every mat ships in a branded gift-ready box. Ordering as a present? Let us know in the personalisation box & we'll make sure no pricing goes anywhere near the recipient. QUESTIONS? Message us any time Oliver & the team usually reply within a few hours (UK business hours). We're a small family-run workshop in Somerset, England, & we'd rather you ask twice than end up with a mat that isn't quite right. OUR PROMISE We're a small family workshop, & our name is on every mat that leaves the door. If something's not right when it lands on your porch, tell us we'll fix it, remake it, or refund it. No drama, no small print. Holy Grail Doormat, Monty Python Fan Gift, None Shall Pass Entry Mat, Unladen Swallow Funny Quote Geeky Gift