LIGHTING THIS CANDLE WILL CAUSE YOUR EX TO GET THE SHITS: A savage breakup candle with a brilliantly petty message for anyone healing from heartbreak with humour. The bold wording delivers the laugh straight away and makes it a perfect pick for moving on in style. FUNNY CANDLE FOR FRIENDS NAVIGATING A SPLIT: Ideal for a best friend, sister, colleague or loved one going through a breakup, divorce or messy situationship. A cheeky choice for break up presents, divorce support, single life laughs or a little emotional revenge energy. BOLD DESIGN WITH SARCASTIC ATTITUDE: Featuring a modern black jar and eye-catching label, this candle stands out in the best way. It looks great on a desk, shelf, bedside table or coffee table while serving up rude humour and post-breakup confidence. HIGHLY FRAGRANCED SCENTED CANDLE: Hand poured in a premium glass jar with a clean, even burn and a rich Mediterranean fig and pomegranate fragrance. Designed to fill the room with a luxurious scent while adding comic relief to difficult moments. LARGE JAR CANDLE FOR BREAKUP HUMOUR: Approximately 500g and made for those who appreciate rude, honest humour. A memorable candle for anyone embracing their next chapter, celebrating freedom, or laughing their way through the chaos of modern relationships.