- Great gift for an actual pirate but be careful with candles while at sea! - Avast ye, matey! Do you yearn to escape the tedium of your landlubber life & become a daring pirate, sailing the seven seas for treasure & glory? If so, then maybe you should move to Somalia & start hijacking container ships full of sneakers, microwaves, & other pirate booty as they pass through the Gulf of Aden! Arr! Or you could just buy a Pirate-Scented Candle. The Pirate-Scented Candle captures all of the swashbuckling glory of the golden age of piracy, with none of the scurvy. (Well, it won't GIVE you scurvy. But it also won't PREVENT scurvy, so always make sure you're getting enough Vitamin C.) It combines the scents of the wooden deck beneath your bare feet & the rum you're sipping from a pewter mug as you scan the horizon for Spanish Galleons. The Pirate-Scented Candle also makes a perfect gift for anyone who would be a good pirate. Or at least, better at being a pirate than they are at their current job. WARNING: This candle is beautiful & you will be tempted to examine it very closely. But if you examine a lit candle TOO closely you will burn your eye & need an eyepatch. (Or, if you already have an eyepatch, you will possibly need a second eyepatch.) - NOTE: Matches are not included. You will have to somehow acquire your own matches. - If you've read this far, you might as well take it a step further & follow us on Instagram. You probably won't regret it! (At least, not right away.) instagram.com/jdandkateindustries Pirate Scented Candle - Gift Party Rum Scent Great For An Actual Pirate But Be Careful With Candles While At Sea, Matey