Luxury Merry Fuck This Black Christmas Stocking

If you ever feel like the festive season is getting a little saccharine for your liking, this fabulously sweary stocking is for you. We love the way it brings a healthy dose of cynicism to proceedings (all very tongue-in-cheek, of course) and the way the rich black embroidered velvet adds a touch of sophistication and noir chic to your festive tableau. Hang this loud and proud (next to the mistletoe, perhaps?) and let this bad boy do the talking - whether you use this for purely decorative purposes or to gift your nearest and dearest, it adds a dose of irrelevant humour to your Christmas that will inspire chuckles all around. Ho, ho, f*cking ho! - Luxury Merry Fuck This Black Christmas Stocking - Material: Cotton Velvet with Cotton Lining - Measures: H48cm x W38cm